WOW, you're JOKING right? -___-

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Hello and welcome to another Poet rant! :) Warning, don't care? Then delete this. Bored and have nothing to do? Might as well read eh? :)

Well onward~!

Well today has been ruined and soured by an old lady. . . .  And you know I normally don't hate old people. .I actually love old people and think they're quite adorable. . .  BUT this lady. . .  THIS LADY HAS DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE (kinda xD ) and she has made me dislike old people at the moment. . .  You all don't even know how mad I am. . . . 

The FIRST thing I wake up to is my mom telling me that the freaking lady emailed her complaining about me. . . .  And at first I was like "what the hell?" I wasn't so mad. .  . until i read what she actually SAID. . . . Okay, let me just go back and recap. . . 

I'm a temp projector/slideshow maker for my church for the month of June. . . . Sooo I'm in charge of making the slideshow and projecting it onto a screen. .  . And soo this lady (who's kinda. . . already irky and dislikeable. . .) calls me at noon. . . Thursday. .  And asks me what my email is, and mind you, she woke.me.up. . .  so that she can send me some shitty lyrics for a damned song. . . . .  . So i tell her my email and she couldn't hear me. .  So I figured I'd spell it since a lot of people can't hear me when I just say it. No biggies, so I spell it for her, and afterwards she's all like "What? I don't understand, can you just send it to the office email?" . . . . What don't you understand? I spelled the freaking email out for you -_____- *sigh* but no biggie, so she just tells me that it's the (insert name of church email) and that's all she said. . . Now mind you again. . . I DON'T KNOW THE CHURCH EMAIL. . . . . . and so she hangs up. . . . But I sent her the email nonetheless.  Figure oh it's just the name of our church after the sign. . . . 

She calls me on Friday. . . .  in the morning. . .  at around 8-10am. . .  I'M FREAKING SLEEPING. . . . And she tells me she never got it, and I told her "Well I sent it to the email you told me" And I'm getting irritated because she's making it sound like I probably didn't even do anything. . . .  AND I'M TIRED. . . I went to sleep around like 2-4 hours before the call. . . .  And so I tell her I'll just send it again and so she's like okay and hangs up, *sigh* no problem. . .  probably was just a mailing failure.. . .  even though I got no such notification. . .  -____- So I go back to sleep. .  And she calls YET AGAIN AT NOON!!! WTF WOMAN?!?!?!?!? So I wake up and apparently she still didn't get it. . . SO she gave me her private email and so i grabbed my ipod and typed it in as she spelled it for me and respelled it for her to make sure it was correct. . . And she said yes and so i sent it. . . .  

Recap done. . .  And now? She has the fucking nerve to email MY MOM to complain, about ME. . . .   And this is what she said at the end of the email and quote, " In addition, you should let (insert my name) know that her college instructors will be more demanding of her than the high school teachers.  Responding promptly is the mark of a mature person.  The second time I called her, at around 10 am, (insert my name) sounded like she just got up or was on some medication.  Perhaps she can't remember things."

. . . . You're FUCKING joking right? She sounded like she just got up or was on some medication or something? How, fucking, dare you?  I cannot describe to you all how furious I was, and still am. . . . BITCH YOU NEED TO BE ON SOME MEDICATION. . . . . And I can't remember things? Bitch excuse me? You're the one that can't remember things you senile sonofabitch . . . . And she had the fucking nerve to email the PASTOR about this, . . and . .  she complained about how my phone made it sound "convoluted" and it kept cutting off -______-

But you know, she thinks I need to be respectful to her just because she's older than me? Uhm you know you need to EARN that thing. . . But she's fucking lucky. . .  she's fucking.lucky. . .  I'll listen to my mom, because I don't wanna disappoint her. I'll turn the other way until brought up, I'll treat her with the fucking sickly sweet attitude that old hag wants. But she better remember this, after saying all that fucking shit about me she better not fucking think I'm being nice to her because I respect her. She lost all the this morning. . . . 

Usually I don't give a crap when people shit talk me, that's still the case. . . But you do that to my MOM? Who the fuck do you think you are? But you know what? I don't give a crap about her anyways, but for her to THINK that I didn't "respond quickly" and that I'm not a "mature person", she' doesn't know shit about me. . .  She may be old, but she ain't wise about people. So she can take my "nonresponse" and kiss it.

So congrats to you all who read this. .  . 




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silverblack9's avatar
I agree with what you said about she has to earn your respect.